20. Male. Fordham student in NYC.
In hot, sweaty love with humor and music blogs. Also, I doodle sometimes.

30th May 2013

Audio post reblogged from The Screams All Sound The Same. with 28,539 notes - Played 144,315 times

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sowwy:

OH MY GOD MY MOM EVEN LAGUHED

Tagged: DEADTaylor Swifttrololololperfectionbeautyswitch-uptotally approvehilariousghettoI KNew You Were Trouble

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30th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Pole Dancing 4 Jesus with 40,620 notes

BEAUTYYYYY.

BEAUTYYYYY.

Tagged: spongebobpornlolslutshousewivesstripper polesex-starved friends

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30th May 2013

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m-dnightblue:

so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.

i had to tell her this

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Tagged: perfectiontom daleyspongebobtrololololfailphone

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30th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from These are my famous last words with 14,838 notes

Tagged: parks and recaubrey plazaperfecthilariousso approved

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30th May 2013

Video reblogged from Pole Dancing 4 Jesus with 105,787 notes

prasejeebus:

I literally just spat out my drink

Tagged: amanda byneseasy atrololololcoincidencecleverdownward spiral

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25th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from ejacutastic with 18,564 notes

rapewhistled:

the weak links holding back our species from evolving

Dear Conservatives, 

Please get better representatives for your party’s stances. 

This is really getting pathetic. 

Yours Truly, 

Concerned Liberal

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23rd April 2013

Photo reblogged from RuPaul's Drag Race Tumblr - Lip Sync for Your Life with 1,042 notes

wowreport:

RuPaul needs YOUR help. Based on all the evidence, who do you think should be America’s Next Drag Superstar? LIKE and SHARE if you want Jinkx to win! YOUR VOTE COUNTS!http://worldofwonder.net/who-should-win-rupauls-drag-race/

wowreport:

RuPaul needs YOUR help. Based on all the evidence, who do you think should be America’s Next Drag Superstar? LIKE and SHARE if you want Jinkx to win! 
YOUR VOTE COUNTS!

http://worldofwonder.net/who-should-win-rupauls-drag-race/

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22nd April 2013

Photo reblogged from Lightning Breeze Dancing Thunder with 59,037 notes

cumberbuddy:

girlbehindthescrawledletters:

iamaslumberbatch:

holidaysinthetardis:

THERE IS NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT THIS FANDOM ANYMORE.
BUT WE ARE ALL TOO SCREWED UP TO CARE. 

I can’t decide if this is pure genius or insanity

He looks so violated

“I don’t like cats, John”

cumberbuddy:

girlbehindthescrawledletters:

iamaslumberbatch:

holidaysinthetardis:

THERE IS NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT THIS FANDOM ANYMORE.

BUT WE ARE ALL TOO SCREWED UP TO CARE. 

I can’t decide if this is pure genius or insanity

He looks so violated

“I don’t like cats, John”

Tagged: sherlockcatsbecausei supposeenjoyed it anywaywerk

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22nd April 2013

Photo reblogged from Hey. I'm Ian. with 115,521 notes

luckstergal:

bellisadinosaur:


This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

HELP I AM CRY

luckstergal:

bellisadinosaur:

This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME

AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

HELP I AM CRY

Tagged: BRILLIANCESo approvedtrololololsuccess

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22nd April 2013

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theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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Tagged: because reasons

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